September 2011
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
for how many years now =))
Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.
This is my life.
For some reason I always have to pee D:
When someone walks away without giving me a hug...
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
When you're trying to make a funny face but still stay cute.
Expectations:
Reality:
Whenever I use 'Thus' in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Verily.
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it wasn't you
BUT THEY WERE TALKING TOO!
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
